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Rainbow_dumpster

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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6806
  • Number of comments : 614
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Rainbow_dumpster's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

#17633677
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25276) - you deserved it (4180)

On 09/01/2011 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7194) - you deserved it (65702)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

#17442115
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33755) - you deserved it (3153)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9744) - you deserved it (72211)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9910) - you deserved it (89006)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8918) - you deserved it (67075)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29362) - you deserved it (1936)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31450) - you deserved it (5351)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

#16960895
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28042) - you deserved it (2830)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15009) - you deserved it (213358)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38559) - you deserved it (10463)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10495) - you deserved it (116795)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65271) - you deserved it (3606)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43669) - you deserved it (4586)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44308) - you deserved it (4759)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -



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