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Rainbow_dumpster
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 5420
  • Number of comments : 612
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9248) - you deserved it (69969)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8310) - you deserved it (68579)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7493) - you deserved it (50727)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26108) - you deserved it (1692)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29136) - you deserved it (5084)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

#16960895
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26601) - you deserved it (2717)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12043) - you deserved it (198858)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35080) - you deserved it (9906)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
459 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9764) - you deserved it (111464)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61498) - you deserved it (3349)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (4221)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43042) - you deserved it (4652)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (39633)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31084) - you deserved it (3419)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

#15831633
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9199) - you deserved it (48727)

On 04/18/2011 at 4:09am - kids - by B (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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