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by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by SierraDiaz2097 / 03/23/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, the girl I dumped three years ago because she wouldn't take my band seriously is now a successful and rich environmental scientist. Meanwhile, I'm still unemployed, living with my parents, and can barely remember how to play a guitar. FML
by rightinthekarma / 12/19/2012 at 10:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML
by Anonymous / 08/16/2012 at 2:33am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my twenty-first birthday, and a couple of friends took me out to celebrate. After ordering us shots throughout the night, my friends took off abruptly, leaving me with my very first bar tab. FML
by Chamorru / 08/11/2012 at 1:53pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Money
Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML
by feelsterrible / 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by FuckYou / 07/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by egc573 / 06/24/2012 at 7:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by hakura madada / 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
by namenlos / 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by XxEmoWolfiexX / 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
by angry girlfriend / 05/22/2012 at 10:32am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 6:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
- Today, i bought two $2 scratch off lotto tickets for my friend and i, he won $500 i won nothing. FML Today, I had a date through a mutual friend. I waited for three hours and she didn't show. Why? Me… Today I was texting my very horny boyfriend as I was getting ready for school. We had been talking…