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RabenSchwartz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML


I agree, your life sucks (18893) - you deserved it (45482)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52040) - you deserved it (6128)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:16pm - love - by tubedout (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward for severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words my friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? "Does this mean you're not gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying." FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)

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