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  • The return of the thumb

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Rabenschwartz's favorite FMLs

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward for severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words my friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? "Does this mean you're not gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying." FML

By emogurl - / Wednesday 22 July 2009 05:47 / United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

By freakfreak12345 / Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:41 / United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

By Ignored / Wednesday 13 July 2011 06:47 / United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

By whyme102008 / Wednesday 13 July 2011 06:32 / United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 July 2011 05:02 / United States