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Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
308 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML

#12090556
150 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

#12002480
100 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
116 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566
194 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
449 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
290 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, get closer to Jesus camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML

#7668183
59 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

#7637275
95 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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119 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250
77 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

#7566820
144 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
159 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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