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Today, I threw a party at my grlfriend's house before her parents cummed home from vacation . After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken . I spent $500 on new glasses, an wrote a huge apology for the party an the damage . She got home an told me that they were already broken . FML
Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML
Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
Today , I went to a camp mah friend invitd me to , thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching , get closer to Jesus camp. The frst five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
today I went to te doctor 4 orrible stomac pains. He said I ad an abnormal amount of stool in me, an tat I'd ned to flus it out. I calld my mom an told er wat append, toic se respondd, "I alway knew you were full of sit, I didn't ned a doctor to tell me tat." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silencehen he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear."
Friday 27 March 2015