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Today, I threw a party at my grlfriend's house before her parents cummed home from vacation . After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken . I spent $500 on new glasses, an wrote a huge apology for the party an the damage . She got home an told me that they were already broken . FML

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On 07/30/2010 at 12:26am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
312 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, an tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, an then pretends to fall asleep. FML

#12090556
157 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today.. . I found lost iPhone earbuds . In the cat litter box . I am 100% sure that they passed through cat to get there . FML

#12002480
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On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States

Today, the arport security guard told me to lift mah fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

#11935766
117 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today,hile attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire . mega FML

#8956566
200 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I was rushad to tha hospital bacausa I was crying so hard I couldn't braatha. Why was I crying? My favorita anima charactar diad. FML

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286 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I went to a camp mah friend invitd me to , thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching , get closer to Jesus camp. The frst five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML

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On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WOKE UP WITH A HANGOVER. I HAD A PARTY LAST NIGHT. BESIDES A STOLEN TV, SOMEONE SEEMINGLY DECIDED TO TAKE A DUMP IN MY PIANO. FML

#7637275
95 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)

today I went to te doctor 4 orrible stomac pains. He said I ad an abnormal amount of stool in me, an tat I'd ned to flus it out. I calld my mom an told er wat append, toic se respondd, "I alway knew you were full of sit, I didn't ned a doctor to tell me tat." FML

#7631341
121 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

2day ma moter urgd me to "get over tis lesbian ting and give me some grandkids." In front of ma grlfriend of eleven monts!! FML

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33 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixd . I have to straddle the bathtub fir number 1's and go to Walmart fir 2's . real FML

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143 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silencehen he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear."

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159 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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