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RUSH777
  • Town/Country : Leipzig, Germany
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1092
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About RUSH777 : My name is Jordan Lorraine Laurin, and I love Hard Rock/ Glam Metal/ Hair Metal, and skateboarding.
I have a collection of boards, and long boards, including an original vintage 1978 skateboard by Duraflex that will make any skater weep. =)

Now do yourself a favour and go listen to some The Sweet, Faster Pussycat, Nazareth, Slaughter, and Prism. ;)

"Way past 1, and feeling alright; 'cause with Little Willy 'round, they can last all night."

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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