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by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by disgustedgf / 06/28/2011 at 3:32am / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Brie / 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm / United States / Animals
by Brea / 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (Missouri) / Geek
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML
by apavies444 / 11/28/2010 at 2:10am / United States / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by M95 / 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm / Norway (More og Romsdal) / Kids
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
by whoneedsdumbcars / 08/14/2009 at 4:29am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML
by sucks / 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
by Noname / 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by ak / 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
- Today, I pulled an unconscious woman from a burning truck. The moment I met her, she and her family… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today, I had to go pee at a train station. I noticed that you could pay the €0,70 maintenance fee…