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Today, I Found A Small Bottle Of Chocolate Milk In The Fridge From McDonald's. I've Been Living With Mah Grandparents While Going To College And Figuring They'd Never Drink It Themselves, I Took A Sip. It Had Expired Two Yeres Ago. FML

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On 10/30/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by pimdala_major (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY... I SAW A WIEGHT LOSS 'BEFORE AND AFTER' ADVERTISEMENT AND I WISHED I COULD AT LEAST LOOK LYK THE 'BEFORE'. REAL FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... Mah Two Year Old Daughter Did Not Want To Leave The Toy Store... When I Picked Her Up She Started Screaming At The Top Of Her Lungs... "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

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On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was helping mah church clean up a park . I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off . About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin . FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by rubmytummy (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete areahere the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

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On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. fat FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ECullen (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I walked in on mah mom changing . She was trying on a thong mah boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day . It looks better on her . FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by wnrz (woman) - United States (New York)



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