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Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML

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On 06/04/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by A (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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151 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 6:57am - kids - by JCC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

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181 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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On 05/06/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by eewww (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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On 05/06/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Koda -

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

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190 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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182 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States



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