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Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain
Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 3:09am - misc - by fthislyfe (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)
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