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About RIKANA : Life is f**d up...
That why I joined this site. I'm here to comfert you, unless you truly deserved it.
My name is RIKANA (RI) and I'm here to help!
RI
Side note: you can fined me on face book (Rikana Ayuki). Please message me your avatar name and the site. Thanks
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 6:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Jamie - United States (Florida)
Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 1:37pm - money - by MR (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 11:08am - love - by sliceddice (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 6:05am - intimacy - by ohno - United States
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)
Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)
Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I told my boyfriend I love him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 8:06am - love - by jonnah - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by beateneggs - United States (Connecticut)
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)
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