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by missmcfarty / 03/31/2016 at 9:42pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2016 at 2:53am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I gave the guy I've been seeing a copy of my newly published book, because I know he loves writing. He started reading and commented on how amazing it was. Then he gave it back. He didn't realize it was a gift. My awkward self didn't correct him. I'd written him a sweet letter inside. FML
by sigh / 03/29/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love
by in this day and age.... / 03/27/2016 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2016 at 12:46am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
by sorkin15 / 03/24/2016 at 5:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
by poop / 03/24/2016 at 2:15pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I found out about my sister's insanely detailed plan to abduct my one-year-old son and raise him as her own on another continent. All my mom did was tell me not to worry because she can't afford to move that far away. FML
by Dnamei / 03/22/2016 at 10:17am / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by InsipidPotatoes / 03/19/2016 at 10:53am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
by fucktelstra / 03/17/2016 at 7:42am / Australia (South Australia) / Work
Today, while trying to sleep, my roommates were shouting in the next room. When I poked my head out to tell them to shut up, I was greeted to the sight of one of them with his knob duct-taped inside a gun holster, and the other one trying to rip it off. And they wonder why I'm not more social. FML
by NotEnoughBleach / 03/13/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 5:09pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
- Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had… Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail. I listened to me and my… Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating…