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by bruised / 05/19/2016 at 4:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by not amused / 05/19/2016 at 5:01am / Ireland (Cork) / Geek
by ShouldIHelpIt / 05/17/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by canwesayfail / 05/17/2016 at 10:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 6:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 5:10pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by MissAnonymous93 / 05/14/2016 at 11:32am / South Africa / Health
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
by mcginnismr / 05/13/2016 at 6:57pm / Health
Today, my boss asked if I'd finished my work for the day. I've been binge-watching Game of Thrones this week, and I accidentally replied "Yes, Your Grace," British accent and all. He told me to stow my "sarcasm" or I'd be looking for a new job. FML
by Sir Davos of Shit Creek / 05/13/2016 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
by the bleeder / 05/13/2016 at 1:05am / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I got into a huge fight about his ex-fiancée, after I found out he's been confessing his love to her behind my back. Our fight ended with him yelling that yes, she's the love of his life, "But I still married you, didn't I?" FML
by JustTheWife / 05/12/2016 at 1:24pm / Denmark / Love
by LoveTheElder / 05/10/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Work
by wearingashirtatthepool / 05/08/2016 at 8:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping, I told my wife I'd love some pork chops for dinner. Someone nearby muttered, "That's practically cannibalism, ya fat pig." My wife immediately had a "coughing attack" that sounded suspiciously like it was covering up laughter. FML
by dempasi / 05/06/2016 at 2:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so exhausted that I took a quick nap on the floor of my classroom during one of my free periods. I must have turned off the alarm I set, because I was gently woken up to the giggles of a whole class of students. To make matters worse, I was lying in a big puddle of my own drool. FML
by SorrowsReward / 05/06/2016 at 7:08am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…