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Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
by teflon_hammer / 05/25/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
by gettinganF / 05/23/2016 at 7:57am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 05/23/2016 at 6:49am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, as I was instructing our new third grade students about how our martial arts classes are safer than people think, someone broke their leg right in front of their innocent faces. They saw the bone sticking out. FML
by muaythaiboss / 05/22/2016 at 1:45pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by bruised / 05/19/2016 at 4:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by not amused / 05/19/2016 at 5:01am / Ireland (Cork) / Geek
by ShouldIHelpIt / 05/17/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by canwesayfail / 05/17/2016 at 10:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 6:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 5:10pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by MissAnonymous93 / 05/14/2016 at 11:32am / South Africa / Health
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
by mcginnismr / 05/13/2016 at 6:57pm / Health
Today, my boss asked if I'd finished my work for the day. I've been binge-watching Game of Thrones this week, and I accidentally replied "Yes, Your Grace," British accent and all. He told me to stow my "sarcasm" or I'd be looking for a new job. FML
by Sir Davos of Shit Creek / 05/13/2016 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
by the bleeder / 05/13/2016 at 1:05am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I finished cat sitting for a week. Normally, I would be okay with not getting paid. However,… Today, I woke up hung over and sad I had pissed away 27 years of sobriety. Then it occurred to me… Today, I decided to try a new brand of Wax Strips. Shortly after testing one strip on my arm I took…