About RDragonzx : Commonly known as RDragonzx on almost everything web related, it has been my alias for a good few years now, so if you see it you have got me.
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Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
by neverleavingthehouseagain / 12/08/2015 at 6:08pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2015 at 11:46am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by not twilight / 12/04/2015 at 7:47pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, through a mutual friend I met with a girl from Netherlands for dinner. At some point, she told me I have an Antillean accent, referring to the Dutch Antilles. I was born and raised nowhere near those islands, but my former boyfriend of 5 years is Antillean. Now I have his accent. FML
by notfromanisland / 12/04/2015 at 12:41am / Miscellaneous
by SadAndAlone / 12/03/2015 at 11:41am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Transportation
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
by Nightbird827 / 12/02/2015 at 9:34am / Miscellaneous
by Kisuke_Urahara / 11/29/2015 at 9:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by cole66 / 11/29/2015 at 1:43pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by aloneagainnaturally / 11/28/2015 at 6:35am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Work
Today, when my boss said, "Don't worry, I know all the requirements," she actually meant, "I know nothing, and will scream at you in rage because you cannot psychically divine all the requirements the day before a major holiday when no one is available to talk to you." FML
by Betterthanthis / 11/25/2015 at 3:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/23/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by ugh, why / 11/22/2015 at 12:12am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
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