About RDragonzx : Commonly known as RDragonzx on almost everything web related, it has been my alias for a good few years now, so if you see it you have got me.
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by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 1:15am / Switzerland (Geneve) / Love
by Dangling / 06/20/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2016 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by RIP / 06/18/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
by mermaidkeels / 06/18/2016 at 4:51am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 11:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
by sad / 06/17/2016 at 6:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, we ran out of our disposal gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML
by RayniDae / 06/15/2016 at 4:08pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Trooper / 06/14/2016 at 8:19pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by anonymous / 06/14/2016 at 12:47pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Minnie / 06/12/2016 at 9:33am / United States (Florida) / Love
by stuck / 06/12/2016 at 1:59am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 10:27am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife said she was going to her friend's place to help her with couponing. She started getting ready at 5pm; shaved her legs, did her hair, put on skin-tight leggings and a low-cut top. Left at 6pm, snuck back in at 2:50am. Shit, couponing must be really exciting. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 1:15am / United States (New York) / Love
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…