About RDragonzx : Commonly known as RDragonzx on almost everything web related, it has been my alias for a good few years now, so if you see it you have got me.
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Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
by Welp / 07/03/2016 at 8:39am / Romania / Work
by titmeister / 06/28/2016 at 12:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 1:15am / Switzerland (Geneve) / Love
by Dangling / 06/20/2016 at 11:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2016 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by RIP / 06/18/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
by mermaidkeels / 06/18/2016 at 4:51am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 11:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
by sad / 06/17/2016 at 6:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, we ran out of our disposal gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML
by RayniDae / 06/15/2016 at 4:08pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…