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About RDragonzx : Commonly known as RDragonzx on almost everything web related, it has been my alias for a good few years now, so if you see it you have got me.
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TODAY, I DECIDED I WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE USE OF MY APARTMENT COMPLEX'S EXERCISE EQUIPMENT . MY ROUTINE CONSISTED OF ONE MILE ON THE TREADMILL, AND 15 MINUTES ON THE TOILET FOLLOWED BY 10 MINUTES OF LYING IN THE FETAL POSITION ON MY BATH MAT . GREAT CORE WORKOUT . FML
Today, when I droppd my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I askd his name. My daughter explaind: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See u later, mom!" FML
today as I was trying to ramova my lunch from tha hot ovan tray, my fingar brushad against tha matal for a momant, and I instinctivaly put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongua, on my fingar. I didn't raaliza that was possibla. FML
Today, I got in line fir mah flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!"hile waving, in front of at least a hundred peopleho will very likely be sharing the looool transatlantic flight with me. FML
Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML
2DAY MY MOM FOUND OUT I'M FAILING THREE CLASSES . NOW SHE WON'T LET ME GO TO A CONVENTION I BOUGHT PASSES 4 WEEKS IN ADVANCE . EACH PASS WAS $45, AND I BOUGHT 2 MORE 4 MY FRIENDS . YOU DO THE MATH ON THAT, BECAUSE I APPARENTLY CAN'T . REAL FML
Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML
Taday I bougt How To Train Your Dragon and te casier started complaining ow er kids keep demanding dragon stuff and tat mine will start after tey see te movie!! I don't ave any kids, and I didn't ave te courage to tell er I was buying it 4 myself!! mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015