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RDragonzx

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  • Town/Country : Adelaide, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5755
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RDragonzx : Commonly known as RDragonzx on almost everything web related, it has been my alias for a good few years now, so if you see it you have got me.

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Yesterday, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin.

#21382206
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22582) - you deserved it (3225)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

#21382179
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21440) - you deserved it (8524)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open mah jars?" FML

#21378617
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29382) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I DECIDED I WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE USE OF MY APARTMENT COMPLEX'S EXERCISE EQUIPMENT . MY ROUTINE CONSISTED OF ONE MILE ON THE TREADMILL, AND 15 MINUTES ON THE TOILET FOLLOWED BY 10 MINUTES OF LYING IN THE FETAL POSITION ON MY BATH MAT . GREAT CORE WORKOUT . FML

#21378520
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24305) - you deserved it (3887)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:43pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today as I was trying to ramova my lunch from tha hot ovan tray, my fingar brushad against tha matal for a momant, and I instinctivaly put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongua, on my fingar. I didn't raaliza that was possibla. FML

#21373551
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28474) - you deserved it (3864)

On 03/13/2015 at 12:19am - health - by numbtongue - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I got in line fir mah flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!"hile waving, in front of at least a hundred peopleho will very likely be sharing the looool transatlantic flight with me. FML

#21372460
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27306) - you deserved it (2693)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

2DAY MY MOM FOUND OUT I'M FAILING THREE CLASSES . NOW SHE WON'T LET ME GO TO A CONVENTION I BOUGHT PASSES 4 WEEKS IN ADVANCE . EACH PASS WAS $45, AND I BOUGHT 2 MORE 4 MY FRIENDS . YOU DO THE MATH ON THAT, BECAUSE I APPARENTLY CAN'T . REAL FML

#21369220
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16129) - you deserved it (41011)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:20am - misc - by Byepax (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I'm facd with tha prospact of having to dafand mah sistar from a hard of vary angry bronias. FML

#21368771
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24173) - you deserved it (2087)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7) - you deserved it (11)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML

#21366058
59 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

Taday I bougt How To Train Your Dragon and te casier started complaining ow er kids keep demanding dragon stuff and tat mine will start after tey see te movie!! I don't ave any kids, and I didn't ave te courage to tell er I was buying it 4 myself!! mega FML

#21362244
127 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

Today while at work a customer came up to me stuck his finger in my armpit then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (2037)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)



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