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RDragonzx

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RDragonzx

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  • Town/Country : Adelaide, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8515
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RDragonzx : Commonly known as RDragonzx on almost everything web related, it has been my alias for a good few years now, so if you see it you have got me.

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RDragonzx's favorite FMLs

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18349) - you deserved it (6577)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18564) - you deserved it (6524)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#21522820
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19103) - you deserved it (1878)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML

#21521061
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17352) - you deserved it (5341)

On 01/30/2016 at 5:30am - misc - by AV (man) - Bulgaria (Plovdiv)

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

#21518840
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17485) - you deserved it (7244)

On 01/24/2016 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

#21518234
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22693) - you deserved it (1761)

On 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm - love - by believe me now?? (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML

#21517790
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (1058)

On 01/21/2016 at 1:09pm - work - by automotive glass tech - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

#21516668
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20075) - you deserved it (1286)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML

#21516384
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20919) - you deserved it (1365)

On 01/17/2016 at 8:48pm - kids - by kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML

#21514376
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21290) - you deserved it (1895)

On 01/12/2016 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my roommate invited a couple of homeless gentlemen in to our house. After drinking all our beer, throwing up on our carpet, and repeatedly asking if we were planning on killing them, I asked them to leave. My roommate told them they're welcome back anytime. FML

#21513863
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22135) - you deserved it (1870)

On 01/11/2016 at 4:12am - misc - by heart of cold - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

#21513338
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22263) - you deserved it (2208)

On 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm - love - by Jack (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

#21512688
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (1284)

On 01/07/2016 at 10:41pm - work - by Bottom feeder (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

#21512660
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19476) - you deserved it (5022)

On 01/07/2016 at 9:08pm - misc - by AccidentalFlasher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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