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  • Number of visits : 5834
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RARE : My personal FML:
Tonight, I had to take out the trash. I emptied one can into the other to save a bag. Stuck to one of the bags was my visting grandmother's maxipad. I found a way to dump it into the dumpster without coming into direct contact with it...until the dumpster tipped over on my driveway. FML

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RARE's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one ripe. My husband yelled "she likes to eat beans." FML

#3666100
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48923) - you deserved it (7574)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12736) - you deserved it (94031)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50735) - you deserved it (17315)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

#1901911
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60861) - you deserved it (4855)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

#1780717
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9964) - you deserved it (50893)

On 05/09/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by ugheffmylife - United States (California)

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

#1737355
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53466) - you deserved it (11269)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

#1696810
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62181) - you deserved it (4517)

On 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm - love - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

#1694711
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59804) - you deserved it (5382)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

#1690267
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13076) - you deserved it (73753)

On 05/06/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by ElamentalAngel - United Kingdom

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

#1656055
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27422) - you deserved it (52197)

On 05/05/2009 at 6:32am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23166) - you deserved it (65898)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

#1619469
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55217) - you deserved it (26306)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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