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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 April 1993 (21 years)
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my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, an making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
141 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I learnd that all it takes to anger mah sister's new parrot is to walk past its perch . I also learnd that a beak over two inches long is very capable of inflicting injuries that requre stitches . FML

#18144949
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24717) - you deserved it (3811)

On 11/03/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I overheard mah dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant mah brother, for flunking out of school. He meant looool me, for quitting sports to focus on mah studies. FML

#18137522
77 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I yelld at mah boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knockd over a candle an lit the couch on fire. FML

#18137309
96 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I got ma period !! Last week, I fell out of a window and landd between ma legs on a bus; I ave massive swelling down tere, and stitces over te rippd fles !! Now I'm bleeding out ma period on top of te lingering wounds down tere !! It urts even to pee, let alone menstruate !! FML

#18130985
183 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:50pm - health - by stitchesupmyass (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah license to carry a gun expired because mah manager forgot to renew it . As I'm an armored car guard, this is a problem . In order to keep getting hours, mah company transferred me to the coin vault . I just finished moving 15000 lbs of boxed coins . By hand . I'm stuck doing this for a month .

Today, mah friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you fir helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never cummed back to pay. FML

#18128674
139 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - money - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, ON A DATING SITE, I WAS MATCHED WITH MY BROTHER, AGAIN. FML

#18128656
221 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

TODAY, I LEARNED THE HARD WAY THAT U SHOULD NEVER USE MEDICAL TAPE TO SECURE GAUZE OVER A RAZOR CUT ON YOUR SCROTUM. FML

#18128181
196 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 10:52am - health - by pain - United States

Today , I drove past a fragrant steakhouse an my mouth began to water an my stomach started rumbling,hich would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan an an animal lover . My confused body craves burning flesh . FML

#18127858
102 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 9:22am - health - by loves the smell of burning flesh - United States (California)

TODAY I HAD TO TELL ALL THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS THAT I'D RUN OUT OF CANDY. I'D ACTUALLY BOUGHT ABOUT $50 WORTH OF CANDY BUT MANAGED TO EAT ALL OF IT BY MYSELF SITTING ALONE IN MY APARTMENT EXACTLY LYK LAST YEAR. FML

#18127186
179 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today, immature step-father rubbed head destroying the $300 hardo that took two an a half hours to finish . Three minute before wedding ceremony . FML

#18127002
289 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Yesterday..!! one of ma neigbors dressed up in te exact same costume as me!! Every ouse I go to refuses to give me candy because ma neigbor as already been tere!! FML

#18123545
83 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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