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by DoggyBlues / 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
by Dani / 11/28/2011 at 7:34am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML
by MB / 11/28/2011 at 1:30am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
by Mallory / 11/27/2011 at 6:53pm / United States / Love
by davidh5012 / 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 6:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
by smellyhouse / 11/27/2011 at 5:19am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by Matthew / 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by _Oblivion_ / 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by notsohappilyeverafter / 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
by Rich / 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML
by Annon / 11/26/2011 at 6:38am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/26/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Indiana) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…