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Today, I received the results of the exams that I re-took in order to improve my grades. I got exactly the same grades as before in all four exams. Point for point identical. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 3:06am - work - by stuckonrepeat (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)
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Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 6:56am - love - by ThanksMum (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
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