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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 January 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2114
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About QueenBouta : I Rock!!!

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Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

#2656270
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44870) - you deserved it (11541)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

#2651635
480 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70892) - you deserved it (4853)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

#2649932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11855) - you deserved it (49745)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML

#2647799
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36101) - you deserved it (11483)

On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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