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QueenBouta
  • Town/Country : Benoni, South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 January 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1955
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38857) - you deserved it (8797)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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475 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61654) - you deserved it (3611)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

#2649932
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9484) - you deserved it (37350)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work my arms were full. I needed to get the door open, so instead of pushing the swing door open with my shoulder, I kicked it open with my foot. Right into my manager's face. FML

#2647799
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29191) - you deserved it (8493)

On 06/05/2009 at 11:36pm - work - by hellogoodbye (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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