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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 January 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 597
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Qandol : Let's say this, I'm very simple person, currently U.S Marine 1st Sergeant, i speak 7 different languages & english is my 4th language.

DocBastard is my favorite person on this site, always like his comments & i respect this man.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Qandol's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47405) - you deserved it (4756)

On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42928) - you deserved it (2367)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)



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