Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Qandol

Online | Search for a member

Qandol

3Fucked!

QandolQandol
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 890
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Qandol : Name is Damon Romando. Message me if you like to know anything about me

Qandol's page activity

Visits<b>hotheadslav</b> - 2 hours ago<b>nicolemf4</b> - 2 hours ago<b>Cassandra2015</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Ley135</b> - yesterday at 1:25am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:34am<b>ajsgirl122513</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 2:07am<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:23pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:24am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:39pm<b>A07</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:12pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:56pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:53pm<b>DedeleMan</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:59pm<b>persianchick</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 3:06pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 2:08am<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:28pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 6:37pm<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:45pm

Fucked!<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:24am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 12:54am<b>UhHuhHoney</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:54am

Qandol's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of Qandol's badges

Qandol's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

#21282761
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32123) - you deserved it (3798)

On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

#21145215
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49056) - you deserved it (4907)

On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

#20478664
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45721) - you deserved it (2559)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8630) - you deserved it (31283)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: