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Qandol
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 July 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1491
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Qandol : Name is Damon,
Originally from Italy Rome, (Currently living in Phoenix Arizona in the U.S)
Former USMC, 1st Sgt.
Speak Seven languages,
English, Italian, Russian, Arabic, Farsi, Hindi and Urdu.
Currently working in Medical field.

That should be it for now as Introduction,
Anything else, shoot me a message here. Would love to chat.

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Qandol's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

by anonymous / 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

by protoplasm stole my seat / 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

by myselfami / 03/31/2011 at 7:31am / United States (Washington) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

by lopez / 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm / Work