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About Qandol : Let's say this, I'm very simple person, currently U.S Marine 1st Sergeant, i speak 7 different languages & english is my 4th language.
DocBastard is my favorite person on this site, always like his comments & i respect this man.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014