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Qandol
  • Town/Country : San Diego, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 556
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Qandol : Let's say this, I'm very simple person, currently U.S Marine 1st Sergeant, i speak 7 different languages & english is my 4th language.

DocBastard is my favorite person on this site, always like his comments & i respect this man.

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Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)



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