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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 835
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Qandol : Let's say this, I'm very simple person,

DocBastard is my favorite person on this site, always like his comments & i respect this man.

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Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

#21282761
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32084) - you deserved it (3796)

On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

#21145215
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49009) - you deserved it (4905)

On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

#20478664
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45666) - you deserved it (2556)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8614) - you deserved it (31222)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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