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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 801
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Qandol : Let's say this, I'm very simple person,

DocBastard is my favorite person on this site, always like his comments & i respect this man.

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Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32056) - you deserved it (3793)

On 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML


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On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML


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On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML


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