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  • Town/Country : Dickville, UK
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1992 (20 years)
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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