About Qwertycommander
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Qwertycommander's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2,496%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8,260%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    26%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    10%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    14%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    41%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    29%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1,248%
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Qwertycommander's favorite FMLs
By Tourist - / Thursday 26 March 2009 07:19 / United States
By Anonymous - / Monday 14 February 2011 00:09 / Denmark
By Katrina - / Sunday 13 February 2011 22:32 / United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

By grrrr / Saturday 12 February 2011 19:00 / United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 February 2011 16:52 / United States