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Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25844) - you deserved it (4793)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. it would have been normal, except one of my teammates was playing with his junk and subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML

#13615368 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (17724) - you deserved it (1826)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

#12887269 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (20874) - you deserved it (4479)

On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (23952) - you deserved it (23863)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (21396) - you deserved it (3188)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479 (423)

I agree, your life sucks (2841) - you deserved it (39754)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (5581) - you deserved it (23195)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheated and still got a 70. FML

#951533 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (12101) - you deserved it (56425)

On 04/13/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by snathans (man) - United States (Texas)



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