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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1016
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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PvtParts417's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6033) - you deserved it (21135)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52110) - you deserved it (8132)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML

#7256153
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12350) - you deserved it (55328)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39417) - you deserved it (2337)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37108) - you deserved it (267049)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying "save your money". FML

#412946
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65375) - you deserved it (29554)

On 03/17/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by RdL (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14034) - you deserved it (35266)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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