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Pvtparts417's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

By Noname / Friday 2 January 2009 03:04 / Canada

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

By ANON - / Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:53 / United States - Sacramento

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 August 2013 19:28 / United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:28 / Belgium - Ieper

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 July 2013 15:45 / United States - Newark