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PurpleKicks

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PurpleKicks

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PurpleKicks
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PurpleKicks : Born in Greece, raised in the UK.

I used to skateboard, my knee's packed in, so I had to stop. Now I dedicate a lot of my time to broadcasting over twitch.

Www.twitch.tv/ya_boy_spee

I play a lot of XboxOne, I enjoy games such as GTA 5, Dead Rising 3, Farcry 4, Dying Light... I love zombie games, films... Pretty much anything to do with the undead, I'm a total "walking dead" fan boy.

PurpleKicks's page activity

Visits<b>melisssa87</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 6:36am<b>kawaiikittii</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:31pm<b>UnluckyLatina</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 5:44pm<b>FMLMaximus</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:50am<b>niccoled</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:54pm<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:22pm<b>interesting33</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 10:08am<b>silentseries</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 3:07pm<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 3:01pm<b>Woedel</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 3:00pm<b>UhHuhHoney</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 11:49pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 10:20pm<b>xxmollyxx</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 11:07am<b>pris0027</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 2:56pm<b>lola4455</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 1:56pm<b>fundara11</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 4:43pm<b>xwingtwo</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 12:06am<b>royr7395</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 6:01pm

Fucked!<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 1:22am<b>interesting33</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 1:26pm<b>niccoled</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 3:11am<b>UhHuhHoney</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 2:29am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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PurpleKicks's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32615) - you deserved it (3399)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32813) - you deserved it (4579)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

#20555936
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35455) - you deserved it (8987)

On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

#19536972
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26290) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21986) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (2668)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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