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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PurpleKicks : Born in Greece, raised in the UK.

I used to skateboard, my knee's packed in, so I had to stop. Now I longboard, an have to take a more relaxed approach to skating.

I also play a lot of Xbox, I enjoy games such as GTA 5, Assassins Creed, Titanfall... I love zombie games, films... Pretty much anything to do with the undead, I'm a total "walking dead" fan boy.

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Liked!<b>UhHuhHoney</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 2:29am

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PurpleKicks's favorite FMLs

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32678) - you deserved it (4560)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24665) - you deserved it (4272)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (2662)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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