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About PurpleKicks : Born in Greece, raised in the UK.
I used to skateboard, my knee's packed in, so I had to stop. Now I dedicate a lot of my time to broadcasting over twitch.
I play a lot of XboxOne, I enjoy games such as GTA 5, Dead Rising 3, Farcry 4, Dying Light... I love zombie games, films... Pretty much anything to do with the undead, I'm a total "walking dead" fan boy.
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
Friday 3 July 2015