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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PurpleKicks : Born in Greece, raised in the UK.

I used to skateboard, my knee's packed in, so I had to stop. Now I longboard, an have to take a more relaxed approach to skating.

I also play a lot of Xbox, I enjoy games such as GTA 5, Assassins Creed, Titanfall... I love zombie games, films... Pretty much anything to do with the undead, I'm a total "walking dead" fan boy.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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PurpleKicks's favorite FMLs

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32744) - you deserved it (4573)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35413) - you deserved it (8982)

On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26236) - you deserved it (4432)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21935) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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