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PurpleKicks
  • Town/Country : Steel city, Uk
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PurpleKicks : Im a longboarder & make youtube videos

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Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (6729)

On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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