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  • Town/Country : Sheffield, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 656
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PurpleKicks : Born in Greece 🇬🇷 raised in the UK 🇬🇧.
I used to skateboard, my knee's packed in, so unfortunately I had to stop. I love zombie films... Pretty much anything to do with the undead, I'm a total "walking dead" fan boy!!!
If there's anything more about me that you'd like to know, feel free to send me a message, I'll always be happy to reply! Peace out y'all ✌🏼

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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML


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On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML


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On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML


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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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