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Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML


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On 08/03/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by dumb (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled 'what's a clit'? Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. FML


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On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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