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Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML


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On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML


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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML


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On 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm - health - by illjustlimpthen (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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