About PsychoticAsylum : I'm not sure what to wrote here anymore. Guess I'll just say that I go on here daily yet I almost never comment. I might have a slight fear of making a fool of myself in public. Oh well. My profile picture isn't in support of Anonymous, I just really love the V for Vendetta comics and movie so I decided to draw the mask.
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Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)
Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML
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Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by cycler - United States
Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had sex with a juggalo. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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