About PsychoticAsylum : I'm not sure what to wrote here anymore. Guess I'll just say that I go on here daily yet I almost never comment. I might have a slight fear of making a fool of myself in public. Oh well. My profile picture isn't in support of Anonymous, I just really love the V for Vendetta comics and movie so I decided to draw the mask.
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Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 5:28pm - health - by IIIlibras (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)
Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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