About PsychoticAsylum : I'm not sure what to wrote here anymore. Guess I'll just say that I go on here daily yet I almost never comment. I might have a slight fear of making a fool of myself in public. Oh well. My profile picture isn't in support of Anonymous, I just really love the V for Vendetta comics and movie so I decided to draw the mask.
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Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 10:56am - work - by PC Jones (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by ironik970 - United States (Colorado)
Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:40pm - love - by inlovewithstupid (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by tryingtobepretty101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 6:41am - misc - by piercingfreak (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML
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On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States
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