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by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 10:57am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/21/2009 at 2:21am / United States (Washington) / Kids
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to…