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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 388
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pslcybn5 : Just a dude disguised as another dude playing the part of another dude.

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Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48626) - you deserved it (8008)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41783) - you deserved it (8698)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25574) - you deserved it (10978)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42505) - you deserved it (12427)

On 05/21/2009 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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