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by StaplerScared / 11/08/2011 at 9:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 11:58pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML
by Unknown / 10/18/2011 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
by essay2 / 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
by yeah_im_mad_bro / 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 8:38am / United Kingdom / Love
by fluke / 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by redeye / 09/19/2011 at 1:03am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
by DeadScared / 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by ouch / 09/16/2011 at 1:21am / United States / Health
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
by Anonymous / 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
by funnymanjoe / 09/14/2011 at 7:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML
by magicman / 04/26/2011 at 12:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The…