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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ProjectN69 : “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, thats what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the baby maker.” -Anchorman

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Visits<b>danny3227</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 4:42pm<b>ILoledHard</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 7:03pm<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 09/01/2013 at 11:13pm<b>kiamabab</b> - the 07/26/2013 at 7:50pm<b>stripes97</b> - the 07/20/2013 at 10:59pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 06/12/2013 at 3:52am<b>xBullsfanx</b> - the 06/10/2013 at 1:14am<b>dead_insects</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 12:35pm<b>scruffsalot</b> - the 02/13/2013 at 5:42am<b>annihil8or</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 7:41pm<b>DocBastard</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 7:20pm<b>upallnight11</b> - the 02/11/2013 at 7:20pm<b>Bostern</b> - the 01/26/2013 at 7:37pm<b>Clearly</b> - the 01/21/2013 at 7:01pm<b>ICastillo</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 5:02pm<b>justiceleague25</b> - the 01/01/2013 at 4:13am<b>Tate_43</b> - the 01/01/2013 at 3:40am<b>BrookelynnGirll</b> - the 12/26/2012 at 12:10am

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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ProjectN69's favorite FMLs

Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML

#20415162
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39007) - you deserved it (7191)

On 12/23/2012 at 12:01am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

#20411716
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10363) - you deserved it (35267)

On 12/21/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by mateyouremental - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11398) - you deserved it (36653)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)



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