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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1980 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ProjectN69 : “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, thats what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the baby maker.” -Anchorman

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Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42924) - you deserved it (7687)

On 12/23/2012 at 12:01am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12223) - you deserved it (38478)

On 12/21/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by mateyouremental - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13191) - you deserved it (39969)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

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