Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Priyaroshni

Offline (yesterday at 6:37am) | Search for a member

Priyaroshni

2Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 710
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Priyaroshni : Hey, how you doing?

Priyaroshni's page activity

Visits<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 8:00am<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 6:31am<b>LLSpanky</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 9:04pm<b>TKCat</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 1:18am<b>WildaRora</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 1:05am<b>ostfaiz</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 10:07pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 8:12pm<b>j_portal</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 7:54pm<b>PippyJr</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 4:22pm<b>jubejube239</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 11:06am<b>maxymum7</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 1:41pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 03/07/2014 at 7:25am<b>ChronoTuff</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 6:58pm<b>Patty410</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 9:03pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 5:58pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 5:59pm<b>PrincessCastiel</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 2:25am<b>CJWilliams1984</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 12:37am

Liked!<b>TKCat</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 7:19am<b>WildaRora</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 7:06am

Priyaroshni's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of Priyaroshni's badges

Priyaroshni's favorite FMLs

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38964) - you deserved it (7487)

On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML

#21040445
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46982) - you deserved it (3624)

On 01/26/2014 at 8:08am - misc - by neighbor - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mum decided that having the flu and being too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML

#21038402
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40092) - you deserved it (3185)

On 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, I went to my first ever job interview. I thought I was doing well, until the recruiter asked why he should hire me. The only thing I could say was "Because I'm really, really nervous right now?" FML

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

#21037094
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36806) - you deserved it (3500)

On 01/23/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Hairy_Potter (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

#21035436
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61254) - you deserved it (8700)

On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML

#21035329
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51468) - you deserved it (10139)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by MM - United States (Maine)

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

#21034458
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27195) - you deserved it (41913)

On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

#21033383
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58453) - you deserved it (9401)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

#21032937
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46873) - you deserved it (5168)

On 01/19/2014 at 3:35pm - misc - by fail (man) - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

#21031476
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25391) - you deserved it (51820)

On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

#21030923
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40182) - you deserved it (7713)

On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, my new calculus teacher taught everything using nothing but soccer terms and analogies, just so the resident idiot meatheads would understand. I didn't learn a thing. FML

#21030844
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40040) - you deserved it (4939)

On 01/17/2014 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

#21030359
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67694) - you deserved it (4147)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Idan Schneider's illustrated FML
  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: