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PoodleJuice
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PoodleJuice : Keeping Calm And Chiving On for the past 2 years. :) Feel free to message me if you'd like, but I use the app so chances are I won't get back to you for quite a while.

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Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16886) - you deserved it (3524)

On 10/23/2012 at 12:01pm - misc - by afraidofcans - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (4699)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)



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