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Polychromasia

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3956
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Polychromasia's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (3201)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17903) - you deserved it (1699)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18748) - you deserved it (2112)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

#21346746
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15730) - you deserved it (4322)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML

#21346676
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17813) - you deserved it (1357)

On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

#21346487
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17647) - you deserved it (1365)

On 01/29/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML

#21346352
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18556) - you deserved it (1653)

On 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

#21345623
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24050) - you deserved it (2042)

On 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. FML

#21345004
107 comments

Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21358) - you deserved it (1806)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML

#21344628
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21262) - you deserved it (2180)

On 01/26/2015 at 5:19pm - misc - by Yellow an (man) - United States

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

#21344008
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26599) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm - work - by fartje - Netherlands

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (2289)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

#21343763
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25070) - you deserved it (1729)

On 01/25/2015 at 12:01am - misc - by Earplugged (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

#21343705
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27177) - you deserved it (1936)

On 01/24/2015 at 10:26pm - intimacy - by confused (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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