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Today, I met girlfriend's parent for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Thier reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Yesterday, I found mah dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see wat kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of mah mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from mah mind. FML
Today... I had an interview for an office job. As a requirement... I had to show up dressed for the job. My friend has worked there for years and told me it was casual dress. I wore jeans and a blouse. Everyone else had on business suits. Obviously my friend doesn't knowhat casual means. FML
today it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML
Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML
Today my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me though because she's a couple of inches taller an can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. real FML
Today , I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages fir the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply , ( Does that make me your official sausage holder? ) FML
Today... I disproved a scientific teory created by ma supervisor. He was furious an said tat I souldn't ave tried to disprove im. He told me to continue working wit is teory an now e treatens to fre me if I publis ma work. FML
Friday 27 March 2015