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Poesh
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Poesh : I'm a cupcake analyst with an overwhelming passion for foliage. I'm not weird, I'm unique. And I'll punch you right in the side of the head.

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047 (1080)

I agree, your life sucks (414327) - you deserved it (248608)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML

#300498 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (12467) - you deserved it (131410)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada



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