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Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
111 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, I realized that even though I've taken three years of Spanish, the only words and phrases I can remember are from Dora the Explorer. FML

#13818427
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (10433)

On 11/12/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by rog3rli (man) - United States (New York)

Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML

#13762058
125 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 4:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

#13645028
71 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 12:52am - misc - by snoozlagist (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

#13273584
78 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by T - Sent from mobile version

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

#13241865
177 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
168 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
93 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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223 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
165 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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228 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)



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