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About Plastic_Stitchez : Tattoos and piercings are life!!!
Born and raised Canadian
I suck at conversation so be aware if you leave a message 😛
I would like to travel Italy!🇮🇹
My goal on FML is to read them all!
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Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML


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On 01/04/2011 at 2:30am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML


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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML


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On 07/28/2010 at 1:48am - love - by Happy 20th! - United States

Today, I awoke to find that my car had been burglarized in my own driveway and several hundred dollars worth of electronics were stolen. I only later discovered that my campus parking pass had also been stolen when I got a $75 ticket while taking a chemistry test. FML

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhoods garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML


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On 01/29/2010 at 1:59pm - misc - by Dana (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML


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On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing laundry at college. There was a pile of clothes sitting on top of a dryer, but the dryer was empty so I used it. I came back to a note saying, "Don't touch my laundry, asshole" and a dryer filled with urine soaked laundry. FML

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML


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On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML


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On 08/01/2009 at 2:35am - kids - by jcesom (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML


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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML


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On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

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