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Plastic_Stitchez
  • Town/Country : canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 505
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Plastic_Stitchez : Sooo... I never know what to put in these things so heeeeyyy!
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (218280) - you deserved it (77978)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



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