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Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30873) - you deserved it (65758)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33043) - you deserved it (20302)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

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