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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 February 1989 (26 years)
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Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

Today, I walkd in on ma usband making out wit is accountant, te same woman wo comfortd me wen e ceatd on me te year before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52819) - you deserved it (17484)

On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I Was Denounced For Bieng A Terrible Person... Because Mah Family Raises Chickens... Some Of Which We Eat. I Was Then Told How Cruel I Am For "killing Innocent Birds" And That "good" People Buy There Meat From The Supermarket. FML


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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML


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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today a technician from my ISP cummed to my house to replace my router. He asked fir a glass of water one thing led to another an fir some reason I'll never fully understand we ended up having sex. Looks lyk porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. fat FML


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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out I'm pregnant!! My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born an only took one of the two tests!! I haven't cheatd!! He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checkd again!! FML


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On 02/10/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by Totallyscrewed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.!! !! my boyfriend sowed up at my grandmoter's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-sirt !! Wen I took im aside asked im wat te ell e was tinking.!! !! e lost is temper and stormed out !! FML


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On 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML


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On 12/10/2012 at 6:41am - love - by slenderman908 - United States (Michigan)

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I ad to elp a teenage boy learn ow to float. Tis involves supporting te person's back as tey try to float. His boner stood straigt up. FML


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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML


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On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot an I fainted. I woke up to see mah mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out an call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, your up. Now you can finish." FML


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On 05/30/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by Aw522 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare mah mother's death to the death of thier cat . FML


Today, I'm forcd to eat half a package of saltine crackers in mah room for dinner . I can't go downstars to the kitchen because mah two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table . FML


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On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through mah fence and striking the tree in mah front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly askd me to give him a lift to work. He seemd confusd by mah speechlessness. FML


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On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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