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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About PinkieKeen : nah, Puerto Rican pull out, don't be a bitch.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47965) - you deserved it (6079)

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