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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 936
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About PinkieKeen : I'm usually tired and angry.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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PinkieKeen's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45410) - you deserved it (5442)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49853) - you deserved it (6138)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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