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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today... mah friend an I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service... so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out looool I left mah purse in the restaurant. With mah I.D. an everything inside. FML

#797984
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17331) - you deserved it (176582)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by ashleyevans (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today for April fools I decidd to set off te smoke detectors in my friend's apartment wile e was sleeping and saran wrap te outside of is bedroom doorway so e would smack into it. Instead e jumpd out te window and broke is leg. FML

#748414
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19037) - you deserved it (111289)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I Got Up Early To Prank Mah Family. I Put A Bucket Of Ice Water On Top Of A Door Frame So Whoever Walkd Through Would Get An Icy Surprise. After I Was Done I Went Back To Bd. I Woke Up Groggy And Disorientd Lyk Always And Walkd Right Through The Doorway I Had Riggd. FML

#742417
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16910) - you deserved it (156960)

On 04/01/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by blackvogue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw a spider in mah bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decidd to bring mah dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider fir me . Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and mah dog was bit . The dog killd the spider . The spider killd mah dog . FML

#674037
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79551) - you deserved it (165453)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Was Packing My Son's Lunch And We Ran Out Of Water Bottles. I Askd My 16 Years Old To Run To The Store. She Didnt Want To But Gave Me One She Had. After Dropping My Son Off , My Daughter Frantically Told Me She Made A Mistake. I Sent My Second Grader To School With A Bottle Of Vodka. FML

#644123
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84269) - you deserved it (16747)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , mah teacher was giving a lecture about human genetic an how they are passd on to children. She projectd a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then jokd about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

#627489
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16497) - you deserved it (109362)

On 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by biggmouth - United States (New Hampshire)

TADAY FRIEND AND I WERE FILMING FOOTBALL PRACTICE AND TALKING ABOUT WHAT GUYS ON THE TEAM WERE ATTRACTIVE AND WHO WE WOULD WANT TO GET IT ON WITH!! WE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THE CAMERA WAS RECORDING EVERYTHING THAT WE SAID!! THE TAPE WAS PLAYD TO THE ENTIRE TEAM THE NEXT DAY!! WITH SOUND!! REAL FML

#600956
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (118624)

On 03/25/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Lady_Luck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I Decided To Play A Joke On My Boyfriend And Planned To Pretend That I Found A Thong In His Gym Bag . When He Cummed Home, I "confronted" Him . After Struggling Through Putting On My Best Face, He, Unexpectedly Confessed: "Look, Babe, I'm Sorry . It Meant Nothing." Mega FML

#556029
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51665) - you deserved it (87372)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, me and couple of friends were driving around town and saw a lady wo ad accidentally backed er car up onto a concrete wall. Lauging, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straigt into a parked police car at 30 tat ad stopped to elp er. FML

#546076
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8495) - you deserved it (93381)

On 03/23/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by mbrooke (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today , I Was Pulled Over By Mah Father Who Is A Police Officer. He Was Training A Rookie And Gave Me A Breathalyzer Test To Show His Trainee How To Do It. I Blew A .15 And Was Taken To Jail. FML

#483516
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33739) - you deserved it (136340)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after sex with mah grlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walkd in on me to collect the laundry and screechd "What r you doing with mah panties!" FML

#483227
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15559) - you deserved it (97190)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by HughGorgy (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found an old dress in mah house laying around. I decided to dye it green looool to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was mah grandmother's wedding dress that mah sister was planning to wear fir her wedding. FML

#379533
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (160279)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , After Taping 5-year-olds Do A Skit At An Improv Camp , I Used The Camera's View-finder To Zoom In On A Female Co-worker's Chest. Another Female Co-worker Tapped Me On The Shoulder To Show That The TV Was Still Connected To The Camera. Parents , Kids , And Instructors All Witnessed It. FML

#310419
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14031) - you deserved it (126717)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I calld a priest "lame". He respondd jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughd and walkd out the door. I trippd and broke mah ankle. FML

#280211
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (97123)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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