About PieterseMJ : lover of tech, life & people who make me laugh! loves all the wrong things for the right reasons
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Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, after 3 years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 3:49am - love - by ItRainedOutside (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by gaggin - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)
Today, this really big woman asked me for some cigarettes. I didn't have any, which made her angry. Angry enough to pick me up, stuff me in a dumpster, and sit on the lid. I still smell like garbage. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
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Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 8:17am - work - by PieterseMJ - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm - animals - by Lilly - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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