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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 403
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PhilMcHawk : Political activist. "Liberal scum". Atheist. Pirate. Gamer. Metalhead.

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Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35164) - you deserved it (2306)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30108) - you deserved it (21223)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)



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