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by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
by Tonguetied0496 / 12/10/2012 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Love
by you / 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by jack / 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by hot coffee / 07/12/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2010 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect / 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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