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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 165
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Phat_Santa : 20 year old advertising creative.

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Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

#20448629
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34533) - you deserved it (2787)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

#20198676
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34687) - you deserved it (6773)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

#20140315
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10476) - you deserved it (70614)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34179) - you deserved it (5533)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

#20107518
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (2182)

On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29831) - you deserved it (4562)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

#19927767
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12236) - you deserved it (23046)

On 07/12/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by hot coffee - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

#11911406
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20306) - you deserved it (43396)

On 07/16/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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